Take a rotten script, confusing plotline and totally charisma-free leading man, and what you're left with is the biggest disappointment of all time. The much-maligned "re-imagining" of Planet Of The Apes cost $100,000,000. Money well spent?
General Thade (Tim Roth)
Captain Leo Davidson (Mark Wahlberg)
Ari (Helena Bonham-Carter)
Daena (Estella Warren) (Yeah, nice eye candy, but was she actually in the film for a reason?)
Nova (Lisa Marie) and Senator Nado (Glenn Shadix)
"Is there a soul in there?"
Attar (Michael Clarke Duncan)
Limbo (Paul Giamatti)